What You'll Get
Since the dawn of humanity, man has longed to conquer the ocean, which is why the invention of the boat was followed swiftly by the adoption of the high-five. Celebrate man’s triumphs with today’s Groupon to Oasis Yacht Club and Boat Rentals. Choose from the following options:
- For $15, you get a half-day rental of a small kayak (a $30 value).
- For $17, you get a half-day rental of a paddleboard (a $35 value).
- For $175, you get a full-day rental of a 12-person pontoon (a $350 value).<p>
The merry mariners of Oasis Yacht Club and Boat Rentals set guests afloat in a fleet of watercraft, supplying both personal and multipersonal vessels. Sea steeds await riders for four-hour excursions into the briny deep, seating passengers either in a small kayak or on a paddleboard. Alternatively, up to 12 seafarers can climb aboard a Bennington pontoon boat for eight hours of relaxing expedition, lounging comfortably in the couch-style deck seating as the elected captain drives from the helm. Like presidents, the fleet of boats is replaced every 12 months, ensuring they are at the height of quality and sport the industry-regulated number of clinging octopuses. Crewmates must pay an additional $4 per gallon of gas used, with an eight-hour cruise consuming about 3–4 gallons, and tender a credit card for a $100–$150 deposit. The staff of bosuns also rents out fishing equipment, though neither rod nor tackle are included in today’s deal.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 7, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Reservations required. Must sign waiver. Subject to weather. Must be 18 or older. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Oasis Yacht Club and Boat Rentals
Oasis Yacht Club and Boat Rentals employs friendly staffers who contribute to their community by getting friends, neighbors, and tourists to explore the local waterways via pontoons, kayaks, and fishing charters. The staff can accommodate almost any request, such as customizing cruises to stop along the beach for some shelling. All their charter vessels boast stereos with CD players, and upon request, the crew can load up the boat with refreshments, sunblock, and whale repellent. Oasis Yacht Club also replaces their boats once every year and a half to ensure their equipment is in top shape. On fishing trips, they rent out rods and reels and teach guests basic fishing and boating skills while dishing out information on secluded fishing spots. At the onsite ship store, boaters can stock up on hats, tackle, and gear to prepare for any tours or voyages.