Without goals, no one would unicycle the Appalachian Trail or train a flock of carrier pigeons to deliver meat pies to unsuspecting haberdashers. Orient your own goals with today's Groupon: for $25, you get three semi-private training sessions (a $120 value) with OC Trainer at your choice of Club Z Fitness in Costa Mesa or Next Level Fitness in Irvine.

OC Trainer consists of a dedicated team of four personal trainers with over 20 combined years of professional experience. With today's deal, you'll get three hour-long, semi-private training sessions with these OC fitness aces. Sessions are capped at three people, ensuring that you'll get plenty of individual attention while getting to know a smattering of siblings in sweaty arms. The trainers don't simply stand and stare with dead eyes as you pant and schvitz, nor do they froth at the mouth and scream with degrading abandon every time you pause for breath. Instead, they provide motivational and educational encouragement for targeted fitness results, and help keep clients goal oriented with regular weigh-ins and measurements. In addition to fitness-first advice, the trainers also provide personalized but simple nutrition advice and meal plans to maximize the results of the training.

Personal training lights a fire beneath the mossy backside of a stymied fitness routine and then throws rocket fuel on the flames, shoves the fitness routine into a hermetically sealed capsule, and blasts it into the outer reaches of the stratosphere, where toned biceps and six-pack abs return each year to spawn. With today's Groupon tucked into your exercise bag, you'll also have free access to the gym of your choosing for extracurricular fitness time.

New clients only; must use all three sessions within six weeks of first activation.