All reviews are from people who have redeemed deals with this merchant.
Reviewed May 13, 2012
Reviewed April 15, 2012
Reviewed April 11, 2012
What You'll Get
In addition to experiencing the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today's Groupon: for $25, you get a 60-minute Swedish massage at Ocean of Dreams in Kaukauna (a $50 value).
A 60-minute Swedish massage begins with large, fluid, gentle touches that relax muscles, calm nervous systems, and lull ligaments into spilling classified government secrets. Using a light, friction-reducing oil or lotion, the massage therapist gradually increases the pressure on target areas, steamrolling muscle pain, tension, and pennies lodged beneath the skin. Future kneaded bodies can upgrade to a 90-minute Swedish massage, and those with Scandinaviphobia can opt for a deep-tissue, hot-stone, prenatal, or seated-chair massage.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 2, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. 24hr cancellation notice required. Must be 18 or older or have consent of guardian. Not valid for couples' massage. May apply value towards upgrade. No cash back. Tax included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.