Every time a new idea crosses the mind, a new hair sprouts as the idea tries to escape the brain and patent itself. Keep thoughts in check with today's hair-disciplining Groupon to Oceans Salon & Day Spa in Jackson. Choose between the following options:

* For $17, you get a men’s haircut (a $25 value) and the T3 experience (a $10 value; a $35 total value).
* For $18, you get two feather extensions (a $36 value).

Paul Mitchell–certified instructors train Oceans Salon & Day Spa's stylists to beautify patrons with a vast array of salon services. The men’s haircut begins with the T3 experience, in which stylists escort patrons to the lather lounge and knead hair clean in a luxurious bath of natural tea-tree oil, peppermint, and lavender shampoo. A neck and scalp massage exorcizes tension and relieves craniums of the strain of supporting show-tune-singing eyebrow duos. A phalanx of stylists then prunes back overgrown mops in a whirlwind of intuitive snips, filling the salon with the thrum of shears as they sculpt sleek coiffure.

Fashionistas in search of avian flair can opt for two feather extensions, which are expertly inserted and bead-crimped to the hair close to the scalp. The feathering is completed in 10 minutes and can be styled or flaunted when asking a peacock for a raise.