Tattoos are a superb way to remember the faces of your children's bullies, the date on which Christmas usually falls, or the time a horse kicked off the mayor's top hat and made him drop the giant key down a sewer grate. Immortalize a memory with today's deal: for $60, you get one hour of tattoo work at Octopus Ink Tattoo in Lake Oswego (up to a $120 value).

Octopus Ink inks everlasting skin designs on the bodies of its customers, specializing in portraits, realism, fine-line tattooing, and permanent cosmetic tattoos in ink. The hour of inking is good for any tattoo, from a small design to a massive, dermis-obfuscating tapestry of art. Octopus Ink is a cash-only establishment—for services in excess of one hour, split the tattoo into ink installments or settle in for the long haul and bring the bills.