What You'll Get
- Give Mom a break with an Official Timeout
When presented with a task, great or small, Mothers can just present their Timeout for a reprieve from all responsibilities. While a great item to use on Mother’s Day, the Official Timeout has no expiration date and can be reused any time Mom needs some me-time.
MERCHANT SECTION: ####The Official Timeout
In sports, the timeout grants teams a break from competition in order to rest and refocus. Motherhood affords no such luxury. Mothers must spend up to 18 years being a parent all day and all night until their child goes to college or becomes a teenage doctor. The Official Timeout takes advantage of this athletic innovation in order to reward hard-working Moms with some time to themselves. Mothers can use their Timeouts to excuse themselves from any and all physical labor, errands, and other responsibilities for one day. They can instead spend their Mother’s Day enjoying a peaceful escape with Groupon’s handpicked selection of deals located in our gift shop.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 12, 2014. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per visit. Subject to weather conditions. Groupon is solely responsible for letting you know that this is all just a joke and none of these rules actually matter. Just go nuts. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.