Without the sun's dazzling rays, humanity would lose the simple joys of sunglasses, pocket calculators, and frying eggs on the neighbour's blacktop. Celebrate sunny sustenance with today's Groupon: for $29, you get $60 worth of swim and sunwear at Offshores located downtown.
Offshores swathes bodies for the sands in a wide selection of designer swimwear, summer dresses, and accessories. The black underwire bikini top ($115) and the black skirted bikini bottoms ($98), part of Betsey Johnson's Layer Cake collection, garnish silhouettes with gold hearts, bows, ruffly flourishes, and a vibrant sprig of kale. The versatile L-Space Gia dress ($105) can be worn as a cover-up, skirt, or dress, taking sun worshipers from building sand shanties on the beach to first dating at Tiki bars.
Accessories abound with the ultra braid XXL sun hat ($49), which is crafted from a natural blend of paper fibre and shrinking serum, rendering it compactable for simplified storage. Accent modest earlobes in the multi-chain knotted earring ($18), crafted with 18 karat gold, silver, or gun metal. With brick walls, marbled stone floors, and posh displays, Offshores swank confines offer a modern alternative to molding swimwear out of clay.