Without massages, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth's heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with this Groupon.
$29 for Pain Consultation and Massage ($120 value)
A doctor explores your health history during a 10- to 20-minute consultation followed by a comprehensive evaluation. Neurological, orthopedic, and range-of-motion tests pinpoint sources of pain. During the one-hour massage, a therapist works with you to determine the appropriate level of pressure to relieve chronic tension, heal injury, and calm stress.
Health By Logic
The doctors at Health By Logic want you to bring the pain—specifically the debilitating kind caused by vehicle accidents and chronic conditions such as fibromyalgia and migraines. The team has created a refuge from physical suffering where those who have endured pain for longer than four weeks seek multidisciplinary healing programs and medical-grade bear hugs.
Specialists command a holistically minded array of methods to assuage pain at its source while avoiding surgery, and accept patients on worker's compensation. Vitamins and biofeedback sessions allow patients to mitigate pain responses over time, whereas therapeutic massage, nerve blockers, and kitten haiku provide immediate relief while catalyzing the body's natural healing processes.