America has always been the most extreme country, from the Boston Tea Punchings to having the first man swear on the moon. Witness the free-wheeling fruits of liberty in action with today's Groupon: for $15, you get two tickets to see the Ohio Roller Girls’ bout at Ohio Expo Center on Saturday, August 20, with doors opening at 3:30 p.m. and play from 5 p.m.¬ to 9 p.m. (up to a $34 value).
The Ohio Roller Girls, outfitted in their battle colors of green and black, are primed to tear up the track for the last bout of the season, ready to glissade, dodge, and barge their way through flocks of opposing skaters during energetic exhibitions. The Ohio Roller Girl’s Gang Green team skates against the Dynamite Dolls at 5 p.m, with the Charter team challenging the Destruction Dames at 7 p.m. An impressive roster of powerful sportswomen composes the two Ohio teams, replete with such bone-chilling names as McDangerous, Texas Chainsaw Sasskicker, Pippi RipYourStockings, and Mom. With doors opening at 3:30 p.m., visitors can stock up at the cash-only concession stand, fueling frequent cheering and emphatic arm movements when not frantically brainstorming their own punned-out pseudonyms.