What You'll Get
Despite their destructive cinematic depictions, most lasers are helpful, often found assisting slideshow presentations and playing DVDs for people who aren't entertained by just staring at the shiny part. Let a laser do some good with this Groupon.
$799 for Six Zerona Laser Treatments ($2,500 Value)
Over the course of six treatments, the Zerona laser emulsifies unwanted fat and flushes it out naturally through the lymphatic system. Treatments incur little to no discomfort and zero downtime.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 12, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Appointment required. Must be 18 or older. Treatments must be used by the same person. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Ohio Zerona
Ohio Zerona's laser technicians eliminate unwanted body fat with the Zerona cold laser. Under the laser's concentrated light, adipose tissue emulsifies and exits naturally through the lymphatic system and digestive system. To bolster results, weight-loss consultants give nutritional advice and encourage the use self-massage, the technical term for backstroking through a ball pit.