What You'll Get
A trip to the paintball field is the only way to treat an itchy trigger finger outside of expensive rash creams or firing a water gun carved from a cactus. Scratch the itch for vengeance with this Groupon.
Choose From Three Options
- $32 for a paintball package for two (a $73.90 value)
- $64 for a paintball package for four (a $147.80 value)
- $128 for a paintball package for eight (a $295.60 value)
Each package includes the following per player:
- One all-day paintball admission pass
- Rental paintball marker
- Rental safety mask
- Unlimited CO2 refills
- 250 paintballs
About Oil Ranch Paintball
Sculpted onto 55 acres of sprawling plains, including 6 acres dedicated solely to paintball, Oil Ranch entertains visiting families with farm activities, play areas, miniature golf, and paintball areas. The working ranch's friendly staff curates a barnyard full of animals, allowing guests to run their hands through a sheep's soft wool or learn how to milk a chicken. The cheery red-and-blue engine of the OIL Express train chugs around Lake Buenas Noches with passengers in tow, while a green John Deere tractor carts around the hayride wagon. Other activities include a summertime swimming pool, catch-and-release fishing in Lake Buenas Noches, mini golf, and a maze.
Also nestled within the ranch's grounds is a full paintball facility, where varied fields pit groups against each other in friendly clashes of chromaticity. On each field, competitors dive behind mobile cover such as large wooden spools, barrels, and crates, enacting countless tactical situations. All participants must sign waivers don masks, and really, really promise to not stare into the barrels of their own markers before entering the field.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 22, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per group. Valid only for option purchased. Reservation required. Must be 10 or older. if under 18 must have parent or guardian sign a waiver. Must sign waiver. Subject to weather. Must use promotional value in 1 visit. Not valid for previously booked parties. Admission to ranch not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.