What You'll Get
Organic vegetables are grown without the use of pesticides, as they naturally repel pests by repeating everything they say in a sing-song voice. Savor the taste of these wonder foods with today's Groupon: for $39 you receive a co-op membership to OKC Organics good through 2011, a bag of produce, and an infrared steam pod treatment at the on-site Wellness Spa (a $100 value). Produce bags are available for pickup at two locations: Chiropractic Wellness Center in Oklahoma City and Spinal Wellness Center in Edmond.
OKC Organics’ healthful selection of organic produce, dairy products, free-range meat, supplements, and groceries aim to end the feud between taste and nutrition. Anticipating an onslaught of chemical-free nutrients and vitamins, stomachs giggle expectantly while plant wranglers load a bag of 11 to 12 varieties of organic produce good for cooking, decorating vegetable crispers, or padding Demeter’s cornucopia during Federal harvest holidays. After the included initial bag, the co-op membership gives patrons the option of continuing to order weekly veggie satchels (at the $30 membership rate), which are ready for retrieval every Friday. After staging a tasty coup d'état against free radicals on the internal front, customers can set their sights on bolstering health and beauty on the the outside with the Dermalife infrared steam capsule. This hydrating sauna gently bathes the body in infrared light, working to prevent lungs and skin from drying out, promote nutrient absorption and waste rejection, and evict toxins and stress without the hassle of jumping through legal hoops or hiring protoplasmic repo men.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 7, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Must activate by expiration. Membership expires 12/31/11. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About OKC Organics
Proper nutrition is key to healthy living, a view espoused by health-food store and co-op OKC Organics. Each week, OKC Organics staffers load share bags with organic fruits and veggies for weekly pickups, so members have healthy ingredients to make dinner with or to pelt at unfunny clowns. They also keep store shelves stocked with organic and gluten-free breads, free-range meats, and vitamins, as well as bath-and-body products. Even ready-made drinks are bursting with nutrients; shakes include metabolism-boosting tea and add-ins that help rebuild spent muscles or encourage healthy blood pressure.