If humans are mostly made of water, and fish traditionally inhabit water, fish should naturally occur in the human body. Fix this gap in nature’s logic with today’s Groupon: for $7, you get $14 worth of Asian cuisine and beverages at Okinawa Sushi.
Okinawa Sushi elegantly preps and plates appetizing rolls such as the snow-crab naruto—a medley of snow crab, crab stick, avocado, and masago bathing in lemon-soy dressing ($8.95)—and the Dynamite roll ($5.75), which sets taste buds pleasantly aflame with a spicy mixture of yellowtail, salmon, and tuna. Lunchtime menus placate midday eaters with Chinese specials such as sesame chicken ($6.50) or a bento box complete with miso soup, salad, a california roll, and a choice of meat served in the tempura style or marinated in teriyaki ($7.95–$10.95). For dinner, patrons can give teeth something to chew about by heading to the sushi bar for sake don, a 13-piece symphony of salmon sashimi ($15.25). To wash down the flavors, diners can nosh on strawberry mochi ice cream ($4.50) or slurp down Dragon martinis, magical mixtures of Svedka Citron, Midori, and lemonade ($8) that give sippers the strength to face life's challenges with blasts of fire from their mouths.
Okinawa Sushi Grill
The chefs at Okinawa Sushi Grill elegantly compose plates with an eye for diverse color and minimalist design. They arrange triangular slices of raw tuna like upright dominoes down the middle of the plate and flank them with a verdant vegetable garnish. Traditional sushi and sashimi rolls share space on the menu with exotic hand rolls, classic Chinese entrees, and tempura appetizers. Diners can cleanse their palates with a specialty martini, boba milk tea, or Kirin sake bomb, which packs more punch than Mike Tyson before an extended road trip.