If humans are mostly made of water, and fish traditionally inhabit water, fish should naturally occur in the human body. Fix this gap in nature’s logic with today’s Groupon: for $7, you get $14 worth of Asian cuisine and beverages at Okinawa Sushi.

Okinawa Sushi elegantly preps and plates appetizing rolls such as the snow crab naruto—a medley of snow crab, crab stick, avocado, and masago bathing in lemon-soy dressing ($8.95)—and the Dynamite roll, which sets taste buds pleasantly aflame with a spicy mixture of yellowtail, salmon, and tuna ($5.75). Lunchtime menus placate midday eaters with Chinese specials such as sesame chicken ($6.50) or a bento box complete with miso soup, salad, a california roll, and a choice of meat served in the tempura style or marinated in teriyaki ($7.95–$10.95). For dinner, give your teeth something to chew about by heading to the sushi bar for sake don, a 13-piece symphony of salmon sashimi ($15.25). To wash down the oriental flavors, nosh on strawberry mochi ice cream ($4.50) or slurp down a Dragon martini ($8), a magical mixture of Svedka Citron, Midori Melon, and lemonade that gives you the strength to face life's challenges with a blast of fire from your mouth.