What You'll Get
While it doesn't provide the discomfort and high ticket prices associated with an airport pat-down, a massage is still an effective tool for discovering concealed knives and small firearms. Prove you’re not packing in the most relaxing way with today’s Groupon: for $40, you get a 60-minute Ashiatsu massage (an $80 value) at Old Market Massage, located inside the Omaha Healing Arts Center on Howard Street.
Lisa Christensen, the licensed hands behind Old Market Massage, kneads world-weary bone boxes to more relaxed, knot-free states with a bevy of muscle-molding techniques. Ashiatsu Oriental Bar Therapy eases muscle pain with the pushing and pulling of clean human feet and incorporates two suspended parallel bars for balance and control over the client’s muscles and Freudian slips. The ancient pampersperience manipulates tense tissues through gravitational force, foot-delivered deep strokes, and broad pressure to the back, spine, and caudal fin.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 7, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. Subject to availability. 24-hour cancellation notice required or Groupon is forfeited. Tax and gratuity not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.