What You'll Get
Like the three branches of government, bodies, minds, and souls often find themselves in contentious disagreement over how much wine is too much wine in a voting booth. Reconcile triune tribunals with today’s Groupon to Old Metairie Massage in Metairie. Choose between the following options:
- For $40, you get one 60-minute massage (an $80 value).
- For $79, you get two 60-minute massages (an $160 value).</p>
Daniel Rummel, the licensed massage therapist at Old Metairie Massage, brings 17 years of hands-on experience to his tailored one-hour massages. A presession consultation identifies problem areas, such as aches or permanent shoulder pads, after which Daniel cooks up an individualized, multimodality treatment he dubs “massage gumbo.” A stainless steel unit, called the hydro collator, creates heat that improves circulation, while deep-tissue and physical therapy kneading draw toxins out of their muscular lairs. Daniel’s current and previous patients include Saints players seeking soothing bodywork and impossible-to-open pickle jars.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 4, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice required. May split 2 massage option between 2 people with back to back appointments. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.