People often do things in hotels that they would never do in their own homes, such as sleep soundly, jump on beds, or drink as much shampoo as they want. Let loose with today's Groupon: for $169, you get a two-night stay, Continental breakfast for two, and a $25 voucher towards Eau Spa at Old Orchard Inn (up to a $345 value) in Wolfville, located in the Annapolis Valley.

Anchored on the shoreline of the historic Bay of Fundy, this quaint and cozy resort lavishes guests with charming accommodations and breathtaking countryside views. Lodgers can unleash their army of toiletries in the Old Orchard's standard double room, a colonial inspired perch touting a pair of dozing vessels and an I Can't Believe It's Not Butter churn. A sundeck patio tops the expanse of the hotel, awarding bedfellows an enchanting view of the rich agricultural landscape of Annapolis Valley and an aerial peek at the highest tides eclipsing the Bay of Fundy. To prepare for an afternoon of Atlantic exploration, visitors can indulge in a complimentary continental breakfast in the Old Orchard dining room, endowed with a grand vaulted ceiling and antique accents such as ceramic vase fixtures, old lanterns, and stuffed carrier pigeons.

After a whimsical tryst through nearby Hall's Harbour fishing village, sojourners can retire their walking sticks at the Old Orchard's Eau Spa. Seasoned therapists employ natural skincare products to bedew visages during a 30-minute express facial ($50), and parched physiques can quench their thirst in a hydrotherapy bath teeming with special oils and sea salts in order to soothe skin and prepare the basin for luge competition ($55). Free parking and Internet access is also available on-site.