Modern males have approximately 60,000 thoughts per day, almost all of which revolve around whether a barbershop pole is peppermint or spearmint flavored. Seek answers from the source with today's Groupon: for $32, you get an old-fashioned blade shave (a $42 value) and stimulating scalp massage (a $22 value) at Old South Barber Spa (a $64 total value).

Belying its moniker, Old South Barber Spa is a modern facility where the charms and amenities of an old-fahioned Southern men’s club are ladled into a historic home’s luxurious confines. Gentlemen can unfetter facial tangles with an old-fashioned blade shave, performed by a steady-handed master barber. The invigorating treatment begins as bristles are bathed in high-quality shaving oils and skin is prepped with a hot-towel mask and thick coat of lather. The precision of a double-close straight-edge razor helps keep patrons from enticing amorous cacti, and a soothing after-shave mask soaks into skin, leaving it refreshed, hydrated, and smoother than a bald eagle. An additional stimulating scalp massage indulges gentlemen with 15 minutes of neck and scalp pampering.

The pleasantly placid interior of the 217-year-old home surrounds visitors in a comforting blanket of rich mahogany, lavish furnishings, and original antique heart-pine floors that evoke the drawing rooms of historic gentlemen’s clubs. In addition to dropping critical milliseconds from swim-lap times, customers may partake In complimentary beverages and shoeshines. Although not included with today's Groupon, cigars are available for purchase.

Although Old South Barber Spa sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.