At first, the Aztecs punished their enemies by pouring hot chocolate down their throats, until the proud warriors found out their foes actually liked it and promptly switched to molten gold. Relive the pleasure of those lucky few conquistadors with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of gourmet chocolate at Olde Naples Chocolate, located on Fifth Avenue North.
A small, family-owned chocolatería, Olde Naples Chocolate caters to confectionary connoisseurs with gourmet comfits that make perfect gifts or perfect edible accoutrements to any special occasion. Sages of sugary sweets hand-make each chocolate creation daily using only the finest natural ingredients and sweetest incantations. Teach tongues about the nature of delicious duality with a sweet yet savory sack of pretzel twists swathed in solidified chocolate ($14, 8 oz.) or with a dichotomous collaboration of the indulgent and nutritional with chocolate-covered pineapple wedges ($14, 8 oz.). A plethora of gift options is available as well, including the Stimulus Package Basket, which boasts four currency-covered candy bars, chocolate gold coins, and lengthy financial journals on diversifying dessert portfolios ($25).