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What You'll Get
Before cosmetic advances, those who wanted to lose weight would walk uphill both ways to gyms that housed only stationary velocipedes and bench-pressable Liberty Bells. Revel in modern trimming techniques with today's Groupon: for $249, you get three laser-lipo sessions at Olson Chiropractic Wellness Center in Scottsdale (an $825 value).
Olson Chiropractic Wellness Center's beautifying technicians care for clients with a combination of medical knowledge and Lapex 2000 BCS laser technology. Laser-lipo sessions contour overzealous curves with cold beams designed to penetrate the skin comfortably while preserving stashes of pocketed popsicles. Each noninvasive procedure breaks down stubborn fat cells unresponsive to diet and exercise in spots including the back, hips, thighs, love handles, chin, or neck. After the fat cells are demolished, the body rids the waste through its normal detoxification and spring-cleaning processes. With routine visits over a two-week span, some clients note a loss of up to 9 inches. As the procedure does not involve any surgical measures or anesthetics, bodies experience no scarring, swelling, bruising, or downtime so that clients can immediately begin serving as models for art classes focusing on stick figures.
The Fine Print
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About Olson Chiropractic and Wellness Center
Dr. Stacey Olson is taking a stand against symptoms. Too often, she finds, people adhere to the sickness care model, which is the passive mindset that causes individuals to wait for symptoms to appear and then retroactively try to correct them. In order to help her patients overcome the sickness care model and take charge of their own wellness, she and her staff wield a full array of natural pain-relief services, such as acupuncture, nutritional counseling, yoga, and chiropractic treatments. Dr. Olson works eyeball to eyeball with each patient who comes in her door or shimmies out from under the rug, educating them on their condition and their options. She demonstrates her devotion to wellness by willingly referring those she is unable to help to other chiropractors or doctors.