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What You'll Get
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With today’s Groupon, $40 gets you a two-week whirlwind tour of the body-transforming goods and services at Olympia Fitness Center, a $220 value. This deal gets you:
- a two-week gym membership (a $65 value)
- one personal training session (a $75 value)
- one Pilates Reformer class (a $40 value)
- one Power Plate class (a $40 value)
Take advantage of abundant machines, fitness classes, and expertise under Olympia’s roof, beginning with a personal training session to get you off to a strong start, as if you were a helmeted clown rocketing from a cannon. During your one-hour session, you’ll receive an orientation on the gym equipment, along with a fitness evaluation that includes BMI, body fat, flexibility, and fitness-level tests and a short cake-consumption questionnaire. Olympia has more than 20 certified trainers to guide and motivate you on your path to greater levels of physical prowess.
This two-week package includes two fitness classes at Olympia as well. Improve your alignment with the Stott Pilates method, a series of exercises that rebalance the muscles around joints. Stott Pilates focuses on breathing, pelvic placement, ribcage placement, scapular movement, and head placement to restore proper curvature of the spine. The Power Plate is a machine that improves balance, core strength, and stability, allowing you to accelerate the intensity and effectiveness of your workout.
Get this deal and take confident, Goliath-like steps down the path of superfitness.
Olympia Fitness was awarded Best Gym in South Florida in 2006 and 2007 in the Miami Herald and won Best Gym, Best Classes, and Best Trainers in the Miami Sun Post. The gym is praised by loyal fit-folk on Google and in these glowing testimonials: > * The people are wonderful…the classes and the instructors are terrific. I especially llike [sic] their Bodyforging classes with Kevin and Laurie…and, with 100 bikes, the spin program is really strong. – Sari, Google > * Unlike equinox and most other gyms, Olympia adds that energy and vibe that can’t be duplicated. I feel like part of a family. All the staff is exceptionally experienced when it come [sic] to health and exercise. – Mark Panunzio, Olympia Testimonial > * After the Iraqi freedom campaign I flew home from Diego Garcia, my body was all in spasm and inflamed…I could hardly move…I have undergone a curative program based on the hands on structural therapies and exercise programs under Roy Roden at the Olympia Gym in Avenura. Mr. Roden is caring, sympathic [sic], and conscientious. He is highly recommended. – Peter J Piaseckyj, Olympia Testimonial
VZ-Day: Rise of the Zompires
Olympia had never even held a shotgun before VZ-Day. No one knew if a zombie had bitten a vampire or if a vampire had bitten a zombie, but it didn’t matter now. The Zompires were here to stay. Surviving VZ-Day was a crash course in survival of the fittest, but every day since has been a reminder that no one lives forever.
She stepped softly down the empty streets as a reedy wind rolled between the crumbling buildings like broken music, carrying with it a looming storm that daubed the city in grayish green. Click.
She spun, nearly losing her signature purple afro-pick, to speak nothing of her cool. She cocked the shotgun at the emptiness where the sound had emanated from. Even the wind took a moment of silence to make her feel small and uncertain. Then again, behind her: Click.
She turned slowly this time, knowing she was being toyed with, knowing that an extra inch in any direction and she was already dead. They had her to rights, surprised and defenseless, and every additional second of life was either a gift…or a game. She whirled to face her pursuer, and had her answer.
The Head Zompire stood before her, cracked and pallid like a homemade man left to dry in the sun. His robes were the color of marrow; his eyes, balls of old milk. He spoke, and the voice was the purest concentration of the death and rankness that enveloped them.
“Why do you reject my love?” it said. Olympia wouldn’t get another chance, and she knew it.
“Sugar,” she cocked her shotgun. “Because you’re so darn ugly.”
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 1, 2010. Amount paid never expires. 1 per person, multiple as gifts. 2-week membership offer includes 1 personal training session, 1 pilates class, and 1 power plate class. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Olympia Gym
Established in 1978, Olympia Gym is more than just a fitness facility with cutting-edge equipment and classes—it's a family-oriented private club that caters to members who want the most out of their workout. Owners Delia and Peter Cicale as well as the trainers and staff provide a fun and safe way to achieve your desired weight.
Amenities at the gym include Hoist Roc-It machines that adjust to users' movements, a free weight room, a steam and sauna room, kids daycare, and TRX and a new functional interval training room designed to enhance weight loss. Their training services are performed by industry experts with decades of knowledge and experience.
But beyond the gym's compassionate, motivating people is an impressive list of credentials – they have been dubbed the Best Gym and Best Trainers by the Miami Sun Post. Their trainers specialize in injury recovery and services for pre- and post-natal women, but whatever your fitness needs and goals are, the gym's down-to-earth crew is there to help you achieve them.