Unsupervised muscles often roam the streets, bashing in mailboxes and teasing neighborhood dogs about their posture. Keep your contractile tissue in line with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a New Year, New You gym package (a $360 value) at Olympic Athletic Club in Ballard. The package includes a one-month membership, two personal-training sessions, a 30-minute massage, and unlimited tanning. The enrollment fee is waived with your Groupon.

For more than 30 years, Olympic Athletic Club, voted Best Workout Venue in Ballard by the Ballard News-Tribune in 2009, has provided members with exercise, nutrition, and general wellness support in a premier fitness facility. Take advantage of one month's worth of 24-hour access to cardio and weight machines, plus two personal-training sessions to remake your body in the chiseled, golden image of a foil-wrapped Easter bunny. A month's worth of unlimited tanning, meanwhile, will make sure that your cargo cult continues to worship you as a solar deity. After plundering the treasure trove of amenities and perks—including 80-plus weekly group-fitness-class sessions, an aquatics center, court sports, and free parking—you can reward your hardworking muscles with a 30-minute knot-melting massage. Olympic Athletic Club also has childcare available for an additional cost.

First-time guests or nonmembers only. Must be 18 or older.

Reviews

Citysearchers give Olympic Athletic Club a four-star average and Yelpers give it an average of 3.5 stars:

• This place is really terrific. There are tons of cardio machines, on multiple levels, excellent weight training machines and two women's locker rooms, the upstairs one being adults only, with a steam room and a jacuzzi, just for the ladies. – Teresita C, Yelp
• This gym is great! The staff are all super friendly, the facility is clean and well maintained (albeit a confusing floorplan), there's a plethora of classes to choose from, and might I add, it's open 24 hours a day. – Leon T., Yelp