What You'll Get
Today's side deal allows you to ascend Mount Olympus and defeat Zeus in a push-up contest. For $99, you get six half-hour personal training sessions from Olympic Fitness in Rockville. Appointments are required, and all your classes must be used within six weeks of your first session. Sessions are available throughout the day to fit most any schedule, unless you happen to be a vampire or workaholic chupacabra.
All your gentle iron slinging and understated squat screaming happens in Olympic's fully equipped and dedicated private studio. Your certified trainer will help you craft an exercise routine that's fun, satisfying, and calibrated to work with your body to shed weight and staple on muscle. As part of this deal, you'll also receive a complimentary weight-loss assessment so that you and your trainer will know for certain your body's ideal broccoli-floret-to-deep-fried-mozzarella-bacon-ball ratio (10,000: 1).
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 19, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may purchase multiple as gifts. By appointment only. All sessions must be completed within 6 weeks of first session. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.