The first manufacturers of footballs settled on the use of pigskin after finding alligator skin too callused and koala hair too adorable. Experience the ball that's fashioned for all foots with today's Groupon: for $130, you get two season tickets to Omaha Beef Indoor Football plus a Beef T-shirt (up to a $304.95 total value). Groupon purchasers get two gridiron-level season tickets for every home game, valid for first-level end-zone seats seen in the blue section of the corresponding seating chart.

Pulverizing opponents for the past 11 seasons, the Omaha Beef delight their devout fan base, known as the Meatheads, with hardnosed football matches and high-flying aerial attacks. Plunk down in a gridiron level seat ($139.10 per person; tax included) for the entire season of hard-hitting histrionics as the Beef look to terrorize their IFL opponents and capitalize on their 2009 division championship. The team's home at the Omaha Civic Auditorium, dubbed the Slaughter House, also plays host to the lovely ladies of the Omaha Beef prime dancers, as well as the rump roasters, a male dance team that brings elegance and grace to each porterhouse-themed pom-pom routine. Groupon purchasers also receive an Omaha Beef T-shirt (up to $26.75 value; tax included).

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The Morning Blend featured the Omaha Beef in 2010, and more than 1,400 Facebookers are fans.