Boot camps are a quick way to get in shape for upcoming marathons or adrenaline-pumping prison escapes. Jump the fence with today's Groupon: for $49, you get one month of VIP access at Omaha Fit Body Boot Camp, a $197 value. VIP access includes unlimited classes, special Saturday workouts, one-on-one coaching, and a meal-plan booklet. Groupon holders will also receive an extra 10% off an additional month or months of membership.
Led by experienced fitness guru Travis Stoetzel, Omaha Fit Body Boot Camp exposes participants to a proven fitness program that has been developed with years of trial and error and cauldron-brewed potions. Workout sessions lead campers through an effective mélange of cardio, resistance, body-weight, and abdominal-centric techniques that can provide the type of fat-burning and muscle-boosting normally reserved for radioactive-asteroid encounters in comic books.
VIP camp members will be able to attend an unlimited number of classes, which are available on Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday at 5:30 a.m., 9 a.m., and 7 p.m. Special VIP workouts are also available on Saturdays and during lunar eclipses, and one-on-one coaching provides members the instructional benefits of a personal-training session without the high cost or lengthy, unfulfilling craigslist search. A helpful, nutritional meal plan offers an easy guideline for obtaining optimal workout benefits. Additionally, an indoor, spring-loaded floor facility decreases joint stress while ensuring members can squeeze in a workout regardless of rain, snow, or lingering volcanic-ash cloud. At the end of the month-long boot camp, members will be so ripped and ripply, the ocean will want to surf them and they'll be able to clear their yard of stray boulders and easily uproot mutated goldenrods.
Valid for new members only.
Six Google Mappers give Omaha Fit Body Boot Camp a perfect five stars:
- Travis does a great job of providing options to accommodate a variety of fitness levels, and at the same time you have the opportunity to really challenge yourself and Travis is there to push you to your limits. – tarakluvpug
- I had never thought I would want to try a boot camp let alone attend a session 3 times a week, But now I am a firm believer in these workouts, and never miss a session. Travis is an excellent motivator and these work outs are awesome. – Sean