What You'll Get
Although feeling the burn during a workout is generally a good sign, feeling the burn while sitting on the sofa means your sofa is in the fireplace. Engage in controlled, constructive body burning with today's Groupon: for $39, you get a gym package at Omega Fit Club, including a one-week all-access pass (a $622 total value).
At Omega Fit Club, members can burn fat in classes led by skilled trainers, play virtual rounds of golf, and rejuvenate bodies during tanning and sauna sessions. Today's Groupon nets buyers a fitness package that, in addition to one week of gym access (an $80 value), includes a preselected collection of the body-sculpting and mind-soothing services Omega Fit Club has to offer. Shed pounds during a one-hour personal-training session (a $79 value), groove to a Zumba class's Latin-inspired beats (a $20 value), or stretch out legs, arms, and retractable ear lobes in a Hatha yoga class (a $25 value). Instructors lead students in a variety of dance styles during a Group Groove class (a $20 value), and solo exercisers can work out outside the classroom on an array of cardio equipment such as nonimpact ellipticals and Kinesis free-movement machines. Meanwhile, golfers virtually tee up at an array of championship-level courses such as Pebble Beach and Spyglass Hill during an hour of High Definition Golf (a $49 value) that utilizes stereoscopic computer vision to realistically simulate a complete golf game without the downside of bad weather or golf-cart union strikes.
After working out, gym visitors craft new diet plans during a nutritional assessment (a $50 value) and check brain-wire connections during an ultrasound body composition (a $50 value). Bodies can bronze during a UV-tanning-bed session (a $15 value), or unwind while lazing in an infrared sauna (a $35 value) that detoxifies systems, increases circulation, and abates pain during a 30-minute session that can quickly melt away up to 600 excess calories and the hearts of emotionally detached snowmen. Omega Fit Club will also waive the initiation fee ($199) for customers wishing to sign up for extended memberships beyond the one-week pass.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 31, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Must activate one-week all-access pass by 09/30/2011, membership expires 1 week from activation. Must be 18 or older. New members only. Non-transferable. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Omega Fit Club
Omega Fit Club's amenities evoke scenes from science fiction movies. The facility is lined with Technogym cardio and strength equipment, and a futuristic Kinesis wall challenges fitness seekers with more than 250 distinct exercises centred around working against gravity's resistance.
For all its high-tech toys, however, the gym is neither cold nor robotic—its team of trainers support members as they sweat through group exercise classes and one-on-one sessions. Members can also find relaxation inside an infrared sauna or on a hydrotherapy bed, which buoys physiques on a dry membrane while water jets stamp out muscular knots.