According to a recent study, the number of people who report being surprised at home by a stranger who paints their body a different color has decreased to an all-time low. Today’s Groupon helps reverse this unsettling trend: for $18, you get $35 worth of mobile spray tanning (the cost of one full tan) at On The Glo Mobile Spray Tanning. This Groupon can be redeemed at your home, place of business, or another convenient location. A mileage surcharge of $10 will apply for customers who live more than 20 miles outside of the 78754 zip code, which is the point at which cars fall off the earth’s edge. Appointments can be made after 5 p.m. Monday through Friday and at any time on weekends.

On The Glo Mobile Spray helps clients darken their dermis in the privacy and comfort of their own homes, cubicles, or backyard tree castles. Armed with high-quality equipment and tanning solutions that feature aloe vera and other skin-toning ingredients, owner Miranda Brown journeys to each customer’s depaling location of choice to administer a personalized spray of UV-free faux sunshine. Post-spray, On The Glo recommends that clients wear loose-fitting clothing, avoid sweating or showering for at least eight hours, and refuse to wrestle albino alligators.

On The Glo tans should happily cling to your body for seven to ten days, depending on how well you pay attention to Miranda's tips and tricks. Experience a pigment of your imagination with today's Groupon to On The Glo Mobile Spray Tanning.

Reviews

Nine Citysearchers give On The Glo Mobile Spray Tanning a unanimous five stars:

• I really enjoy the conveneince [sic] of On The Glo. It is the same price, if not a little cheaper than going to a salon to get a mystic or a versa and the best part about it is that she comes to your house. – jessuzi
• The tans are great (very natural and healthy-looking) and Mandy (the owner/operator of On The Glo) is sooo sweet, friendly, and professional. – jko1126
• I was very impressed with On the Glo and how great my tan looked! – Jen4009