What You'll Get
After a feisty wave of holiday spirit encouraged you to lend oil to the needy, your conscience feels great but your car feels drained. Today's Groupon replenishes what generosity depleted: for $8, you get a regular oil change at One Stop Auto Repair (a $19.99 value). Your engine will feel as restored as a belly fully of Funyuns and imported "hug moths."
Though you know that your ride deserves new oil roughly every 3,000 miles, life and sudden fire sales sometimes get in the way. One Stop Auto Repair is situated on the corner of 83rd and Metcalf Avenue and aims to remove any excuse that prevents healthy driving with a regular oil change. Your petroleum transfusion is administered by an ASE-certified technician. One Stop Auto Repair has 10 years of experience in clinical car whispering under its belt.
On top of a fresh supply of richly flowing oil, your appointment will attend to your filter and lube, and supply a basic maintenance check that sees to the topping of all your car's fluids, especially the crucial reserves of caramel syrup that keep it from gaining human intelligence. A well-hydrated vehicle is one that drives with confidence, dependability, and an undeniable joie de vivre.
When it comes to getting from point A to B via driving, your car is your greatest ally that deserves tender love and care, including tiny kisses when no one is watching. Don't turn into a withholding owner who tries to travel the life of their auto on one batch of juice. Feed your metallic child and listen to the affectionate purrs and tenor jubilations that spring hence.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 22, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. By appointment only. Valid only for 5 quarts of oil. No cash value. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.