Patio furniture was invented by cavemen who wanted a place to relax when pet saber-tooth tigers ate all the indoor furniture. Make the great outdoors better than your indoors with today's Groupon: for $50, you get $200 worth of furniture at 1-Stop Furniture Warehouse & Patio, located on Kenamar Drive.
1-Stop Furniture Warehouse & Patio's new 20,000-square-foot space hosts hordes of handsome home furnishings and sturdy outdoor furniture to prepare patios for postapocalyptic survival. Shell-shocked survivors can roast cocktail weenies over the adjustable flame of a Humboldt fire pit ($249) or pile together the Pacific Dreams outdoor bar set—consisting of two wicker stools and a glass-top table—to blockade backyards against roving zombie mobs ($299).
Inside homes, the padded arms and high back of a faux-leather office chair can enthrone the self-anointed king of your castle ($199), and the bottom shelf of a Gouge oval coffee table holds outdated copies of USA Today that can be used to papier-mâché together crowns, scepters, and life-size court jesters ($199).