Carpets crave the occasional spill of red wine and pasta sauce, as it allows them to administer impromptu Rorschach tests to neurotic housecats. Prevent unlicensed floor therapy with today's Groupon: for $68, you get up to 600 square feet of carpet cleaning in as many as three rooms from One Touch Commercial & Carpet Cleaning (a $137 value). This Groupon covers the area within a 15-mile radius of Richmond International Airport; customers are advised to call ahead before purchasing to make sure they are within the valid service area.

The detail-oriented technicians at One Touch Commercial & Carpet Cleaning restore carpets to their natural spotless splendor with a truck-mounted steam cleaner. The steam session begins with a pretreatment appetizer, which preps ground-dwelling gourmands used to eating mere table scraps for the full-on sanitizer entree to come. Like diving into a pit full of pillows, the process is safe for children and pets. To conclude the treatment, a deodorizer leaves homes smelling fresher than a dryer-baked apple pie.