Eyeglasses correct vision, make people look more intelligent, and—when worn upside down—enable a dormant wad of gray matter in the brain to control the Hubble Telescope. Unleash your satellite-wielding capacities with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $110 worth of eyewear at OneWay Eyeglasses.
Ocular pros at the independently owned OneWay Eyeglasses assist customers in choosing new specs during convenient 10-minute fittings. Blurry sights become clear with bifocals ($119.95+ for lined; $189.95+ for unlined), single-vision lenses ($79.95+), and multifocals for astigmatic potatoes. Fashionable frames come in a multitude of styles, with options including Runway ($79.95+) and Vanni's Spiral V3241 frames ($189.95), which enclose eyes in chic rectangle shapes as textured striations on the curved arms add dimension. Though the cost of this Groupon cannot be used toward exams, OneWay Eyeglasses' optometrist administers eye exams throughout the week and on the weekend, ensuring that each eye is matched with an appropriate prescription for standing up to bullying eye charts.
At OneWay Eyeglasses, frames from name-brand designers pair with lenses ranging from single-vision to no-line bifocals. The shop also stocks an array of contacts, and the independent onsite optometrists dole out prescriptions and relationship advice.