Much like the sale of sardines at movie-theater concession stands, the popularity of laser hair-removal treatments is evidence that most people secretly long to be dolphins. Get smooth and sleek with today's Groupon: for $149, you get three 20–30-minute laser hair-removal sessions at Ooh La La Anti-Aging and Laser Center’s Maryville location (up to a $450 value). Patients may notice significant changes after three treatments, but six sessions are typically recommended for optimal results.
Kristen M. Jacobs, MD, and her smooth-inducing staff brandish the beams of the Cutera laser to bequeath sleek seekers with people-pelt pulverization on the chin (a $297 value), upper lip (a $297 value), sides of face (a $450 value), or underarms (a $450 value). Each villus-razing treatment utilizes ProWave or CoolGlide hair-removal technologies that aim to decrease the growth and darkness of deciduous fur forests on the skin, exposing the village of microscopic lumberjacks living underneath.
Ooh La La recommends patients shave the area being treated and avoid irritants such as benzoyl peroxide, salicylic acid, and Retin-A products two days prior to their session. Hair must be dark for the treatment to be effective, and any perplexed body Rapunzels can call ahead for a complimentary consultation.