What You'll Get
Giving yourself a massage, like throwing yourself a surprise birthday party or asking for your own hand in marriage, is a surefire disappointment. Leave kneading to the knowledgeable with this Groupon.
$29 for a One-Hour Relaxation Massage (Up to $90 Value)
Oola Moola's licensed therapists perform restorative massages at preferred massage clinics, wellness centers, and health spas. Nixing knots and easing muscles, massage experts soothe guests with stress-squashing massages supplemented with natural remedies to allay chronic pain, headaches, slipped disks, and old marching-band injuries. During the one-hour massage, minds float away on a cloud of relaxation while bodies yield to firm compressions that trigger lactic-acid production and leave muscles as relaxed as a sleeping toddler listening to a looped recording of trains in the distance. Days and times vary by provider; contact the provider for availability.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 17, 2013. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. May buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Appointment required; subject to availability. 24hr cancellation notice required. 17 and younger must be accompanied by a guardian. Valid only at listed location. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
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