A well-fitting pair of glasses passively hugs the bridge of the nose, unlike contact lenses, which cling to eyes like neurotic lemurs. Gently sharpen sight with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $100 worth of eyewear and services at Optical Outlet on Beechwood Boulevard.
Optical Outlet has outfitted Pittsburgh's suffering squinters with quality, stylish eyewear for more than 50 years. Bring in a current prescription or opt for an optical exam. The doctor will survey for nearsightedness, farsightedness, and carsightedness, the abnormal ability to distinguish different models of cars from a distance. Frames for glasses of the shaded and see-through variety are available from a selection of premium brands, including specs by Calvin Klein, Armani, and Ray-Ban, as well as competitively priced frames for kids and adults. Catering to all eye owners, frame prices range from nothing to $350, depending on brand and style. Lenses start at $75, with prices based on lens material and prescription. Car-inclined patrons will appreciate the free parking, and temporal travelers will get validation to hitch their four-dimensional horses to the time-stump.