Like the three branches of government, bodies, minds, and souls often find themselves in contentious disagreement over how much wine is too much wine in a voting booth. Reconcile triune tribunals with today’s Groupon: for $59, you get a BioMeridian body-energy-assessment test at Optimal Health & Fitness (a $125 value).
The holistically minded staff at Optimal Health & Fitness administers BioMeridian assessment tests to calculate wellness and determine allergy sensitivities. The one-hour analysis commences when a noninvasive stylus connected to the client’s hands and feet distributes a modest electrical current throughout the body. Testers calibrate electrical conductivity at the patient’s meridian points, which can trigger negative patterns on a BioMeridian test when injured, unbalanced, or insisting that glasses are half-empty. Following this process, a computer reading details which anatomical zones appear out of whack and could benefit from herbal and nutritional remedies. The test also doles out information on food and airborne sensitivities, spinal misalignments, and propensities for telekinesis.
Optimal Health and Fitness
Whenever she strolled down a sandy beach or marveled at the redwoods of a lush forest, LeTa Jussila would be reminded that Santa Cruz was the most beautiful place in the world. It seemed a shame to her that most people spent so much of their days inside houses and offices rather than taking advantage of the diverse landscapes of their surroundings. Inspired, she spearheaded the foundation of Optimal Health and Fitness—a multidimensional outdoor-fitness program.
Today, LeTa and her staff of trainers conduct energetic weight-loss classes at local beaches, forests, and mountain trails. They use the tools of their surroundings as exercise equipment, such as running up park stairs for a cardio workout. Encouraging well-rounded, healthy lifestyles, the instructors also conduct seminars on holistic topics such as stress management and meditation. Nutrition specialists, meanwhile, provide students with balanced meal plans and supervise detoxifying cleanses. The staff also offers various treatments popularized in the East, including traditional Chinese acupuncture treatments and rejuvenating qi gong stretching classes.