What You'll Get
With the extreme shortage of sharpened sticks and moose nets, having a backup plan for collecting your meals is critical. Today’s Groupon won’t let you go hungry with $90 toward a one-week starter plan of pre-made organic meals and filling 91 Bars from Optimal Nutrition for $45. Your weekly sustenance pantry will floweth with goodies for winter survival and preparing for weeklong dance competitions held in casino lobbies.
Optimal Nutrition provides optimal nutrition for optimal performance for your body by preparing meals from organic farms without additives or genetically modified ingredients. It's a beneficent task that delivers properly balanced nutrition to the roots of your body’s garden. Stock up on energy with ON's beautifully orchestrated meals, such as spinach mushroom meatloaf, tuna burgers with couscous, and spicy Thai tofu with peanut noodles, all custom made to fit your individual nutritional requirements. Your food will recite your name and tell you exactly what you’re eating, including total calories, carbs, protein, fat grammage, and ingredients.
If quick bites are your modus operandi, the highly regarded 91 Bar comes freshly baked with heaps of natural energy and is free of preservatives, lactose, wheat, and sugar. Get the filling boost to fuel your day of whittling logs with deliciously balanced flavors, including banana chocolate chip, gluten-free lemon vanilla, and chewy macadamia.
The starter plan fits your daily dietary needs with meal and bar combinations. Choose your daily caloric intake: the lowest, at 1,200 to 1,700 calories, gives you five meals worth $11 each and five meal replacement bars ($77.90 total); and the highest, at 2,701 to 2,900 calories, gets you five meals worth $19 each and five meal replacement bars ($117.50 total). Meals can be picked up from one of 11 handy locations. If your meal plan costs less than the $90 Groupon, you can carry your balance over to the next week's worth of meals.
Your stomach is like a coal engine that runs on food instead of coal. Therefore, burn your fire with food that contains zero coal and is specially catered to help you navigate the icy seas of the everyday world. Optimal Nutrition will leave you feeling so energized by great tastes you’ll want to invest in a larger food shoveling shovel to shovel food more swiftly into your coal-less boiler.
A gaggle of impressive customer testimonials have made their way back to Optimal Nutrition. Here’s what the people are saying:
- ONI has helped me tremendously in the fact that before I found them, my eating habits were that of a four-year-old. Now, with their help, my diet is both healthy and beneficial to my longevity as a pro athlete. – Jason Davis, former running back for the Chicago Bears
- Having just started ONI recently, the thing I've noticed immediately is my increased energy levels. The balanced diet, portion control, and the organic "clean" eating has really made a difference. – Jim Malone, head strength and conditioning coach for the San Diego Padres
- I have to say being a nutritionist and trainer, Optimal Nutrition is [sic] the best readymade organic meals out there! Convenient, healthy and most of all delicious fresh food. – Sarah Krencicki, personal trainer
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 31, 2010. Amount paid never expires. New customers only. Limit 1 per person. May purchase multiple as gifts. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.