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What You'll Get


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$749 for a Zerona Laser Treatment Package ($3,525 Total Value)

  • Initial consultation and physical evaluation (a $100 value)
  • 9 Zerona laser treatments (a $2,700 value)
  • 9 osteopathic lymphatic adjustments (a $675 value)
  • Curva supplements (a $50 value)<p>

Pre-treatment, Dr. Lang evaluates and consults with patients, then supplies them with Curva, niacin-based supplement designed to break down fat and boost the Zerona treatments’ effectiveness.

During the noninvasive Zerona treatments, a series of cold lasers targets and opens fat cells beneath the skin, allowing the body to flush away each cell’s fatty content through natural elimination. Each treatment takes about 40 minutes and can focus on the mid-section, hips, thighs, or buttocks.

At the conclusion of each Zerona treatment, the doctor engages patients in an osteopathic lymphatic adjustment or “lymphatic pump.” This technique works to empty the thoracic duct and speed up the body’s removal of fat. Studies have shown the Zerona treatment program can result in a loss of 3.5–4 inches after six treatments.<p>

The Fine Print


Promotional value expires Nov 28, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Appointment required. Consultation required, non-candidates will be refunded. Treatments must be used by the same person. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

About Optimal Women’s Health Care


Board-certified obstetrician and gynecologist Dr. David L. Lang of Optimal Women’s Health Care understands that women benefit most from a practice devoted specifically to their well-being and health concerns. He, along with a team of registered nurses and aestheticians, takes a comprehensive and preventative approach to women’s health issues, helping to assuage ailments related to fertility, obstetrics, and menopause. In addition to routine procedures and checkups, the team works to stave off unwanted body fat with routine Oreo burnings and weight-management programs, supporting, informing, and encouraging patients as they shed pounds.

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