Similar to old pennies, environmental toxins are ubiquitous, harmful if swallowed, and may contain trace amounts of Abraham Lincoln. Give the body a clean slate with today’s Groupon: for $20, you get an infrared-sauna session at Optimum Health Clinic in San Rafael (a $40 value).
Optimum Health Clinic’s holistic healers bolster full-body well-being with detox programs, acupuncture, and massage practices amid a serene spa environment. As guests lounge in a heated, basswood-constructed cocoon, the 60-minute infrared-sauna session works to safely purge physiques of cholesterol and heavy-metal toxins, such as mercury, lead, and cartoon anvils. The hypoallergenic haven cascades infrared light over the body from every angle, flooding cells with detoxifying benefits shown to assist with weight loss, lower blood pressure, and reduce chronic pain. Customers can while away the one-hour relaxation fest by reading an enthralling tome, listening to personal CDs on the sauna’s surround-sound system, or mentally recalling two episodes of Judge Judy in their entirety.