What You'll Get
Though commonly thought to be mere gibberish, the letters on eye charts are actually powerful incantations that, when spoken aloud, keep the sky-wolves from devouring the sun. Keep the sun spinning with today’s Groupon: for $45, you get a comprehensive eye exam and $150 toward prescription glasses at Optometrics of Chatsworth (up to a $290 value). Optometrics of Chatsworth’s complex, computer-aided eye exam ensures that perplexed peepers receive the appropriate treatment. The impressive optical center gives shelter to more than 700 frames ($125–$500), including designer brands such as Christian Dior, Prada, and Caviar. A mélange of lenses are available ($70–$325), boasting such bells and whistles as high-definition anti-reflective coating, bifocal capabilities, and actual bells and whistles. Budget-conscious eye-owners can peruse the refracted repertoire of $99 eye glasses.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 1, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. Valid for $99 special for select lenses and frames. Not valid with insurance. Not valid towards contact lenses. No additional value to pre-existing prescriptions. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.