What You'll Get
While bowling balls are primarily used for sport, they also make the perfect substitution ammo for cannons, catapults, and slingshots. Fire heavier orbs at Mr. Wilson's window with today’s Groupon to Orchard Lanes in North Salt Lake. Choose between the following options:
• For $29, you get one lane for two hours of bowling (up to a $3.75 value / game; two games / player), shoe rental for six (up to a $2.50 value / pair), a large pizza (a $13 value), and a pitcher of soda (a $4 value; a $77 total value).
• For $58, you get two lanes for two hours of bowling (up to a $3.75 value / game; two games / player), shoe rental for 12 (up to a $2.50 value / pair), two large pizzas (a $13 value / pie), and two pitchers of soda (a $4 value / pitcher; a $154 total value).
Orchard Lanes invites friends and families to take aim down 18 ball runways, making long-suffering pins earn their keep seven days a week. Comrades engage in companionable competition that they can dramatize with the option of glow-in-the-dark bowling, which imbues orbs with a warm, turkey-cooking phosphorescence. Optional bumpers allow youngsters to compete over whose granny style is most like their actual grandmother's while still scoring. When the rumbling of pins is drowned out by the rumbling of stomachs, chums can adjourn to the lounge to apportion large pizzas while sucking down the fizz from glasses of soda, toasting to group members’ birthdays or it being that month’s third Tuesday.
Orchard Lanes’ prices vary throughout the week.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 1, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 5 per person. Limit 1 per group of 6 or 1 per group of 12. Valid only for option purchased. Not valid on holidays. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Orchard Lanes
The clatter of victimized pins echoes across Orchard Lanes's 18-lane alley and family-fun center. Unless there is a league on the floor, Orchard Lanes's staffers are happy to bring down the lights for glow-in-the-dark bowling at a customer’s request during any of its daily open-bowling hours. For special occasions, party packages are available to equip revelers with the necessary pizza, ice cream, and goody bags, and Orchard Lanes has even played host to a wedding. A computerized scoring system logs each player’s achievements, and between frames, a stop at the full-service snack bar yields pizza and soda to refuel sphere-tossing muscles. The center is also home to billiards tables and an arcade that, like the fairest time-out corners, has a redemption center.