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Reviewed March 14, 2013
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What You'll Get
Without teeth, tongues would slither out of mouths and go on to lead unfulfilling lives catching raindrops and licking strangers' faces. Keep a stir-crazy taste-muscle contained in a gleaming cage with today's Groupon: for $95, you get one Zoom! teeth-whitening treatment at Oregon Center of Cosmetic Dentistry on 12th Street SE (a $495 value).
Having dazzled dentata for more than 25 years, the doctor duo of L. Emery Karst and Timothy R. Harbolt make mouths healthy from the inside out with preventative, restorative, and teeth-whitening services. Upon entering a cozy reception area and dental suite, patients cocoon themselves in heated blankets and pillows while zoning out to iPods or irrigating dermal deserts with complimentary moisturizers. As patients unwind, the Zoom! whitening treatment blasts mouth bones with blue-light technology for an hour, bumping up their blankosity by several shades and leaving enamel, gums, discount shoppers, and fillings unharmed.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 5, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation notice required. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Oregon Center of Cosmetic Dentistry
At Oregon Center of Cosmetic Dentistry, dentist L. Emery Karst combine their artistic skills with the latest technology to create beautiful smiles. Dr. Karst, who has been practicing dentistry for more than 25 years, pioneered cosmetic techniques such as porcelain laminate veneers, and helped innovate new endodontic and restoration methods. An avid digital photographer, he uses computer imaging to give patients a preview of their future smile.
Upon arriving to the office for services such as Zoom! teeth whitening or immediate-function Nobel dental implants, patients may wonder if they've accidentally stepped into a spa. To ensure they stay comfortable, guests receive a complimentary massage, along with warm, scented face towels and heated blankets that can help ensure they stay relaxed during the treatment and that their complimentary pot of cheese fondue remains at the ideal dipping temperature.