The most hospitable planet, Earth spins fast enough to keep humans stuck to it and slow enough to prevent clouds from being constantly queasy with sleet. Express Earth-friendly gratitude with today's Groupon: for $30, you get $60 worth of online merchandise from Organic Lifestyle.
Recently featured on HGTV for its eco-friendly, affordable furnishings, Organic Lifestyle bedecks bodies and homes with chic, sustainable wares. Earth-friendly accents, such as bamboo towels, crafted from organic, high-quality bamboo fibres and low-impact dyes, allow shoppers to diminish their carbon footprints, avoiding the ire of vengeful squirrels. The Canada-made youth/travel pillow, meanwhile, placates stuffy noses with hypoallergenic, natural shredded-rubber stuffing and an organic cotton cover ($54.50). Apparel such as the lacy camisole bedecks bodies with organic cotton devoid of latex, pesticides, and ghoul-attracting formaldehydes ($39).
Organic Lifestyle caters to the needs of both planet and planet dwellers, working with manufacturers to ensure that fair-trade labour practices are upheld. The online purveyor of socially responsible goods transfers its conscientious aura to customers, making each purchase feel as noble as a monocled eagle on horseback.