What You'll Get
Organic farmers grow crops by begging trees to bear fruit, sweetly cajoling insects to vamoose, and deploying shadow assassins to destroy hardy weeds. Reward their natural efforts with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of organic food at Organic Marketplace in Gastonia.
Organic Marketplace caters to stomach cravings for pesticide-free food, stocking shelves with organic produce, cereal, crackers, and condiments, as well as ready-made frozen and refrigerated products from Quorn and Deeamore that feed mouths without filling them with molar-melting preservatives. Peruse Organic Marketplace's supply of herbal supplements, cosmetics, and bath and body-care products to organically address the health, color, and consistency of lips, pores, and anklebones. Satisfied shoppers can check out Organic Marketplace's website for healthy recipe ideas that will make things that seem impossible on an empty stomach, such as skydiving straight into space, convincing your boss to trade spouses, and turning a recurring dream into reality by going back to high school and passing that chemistry exam pantsless, slide into the realm of the certain.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 17, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Not valid for alcohol. Not valid at Sprouts Cafe. Must use in 1 visit. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.