What You'll Get
Frowns, like flops, are more appealing when flipped. Flip your smile switch with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get one premium 60-minute teeth-whitening treatment at Organic Smiles (a $245 value).
Organic Smiles devotes its resources solely to teeth whitening, illuminating pearly smiles and cheery sneers with all-natural proprietary brighteners. Under the rays of a blue LED light, the whitening gel lightens teeth up to 8–15 shades over the course of three consecutive 20-minute treatments. Lip retractors ensure an even bleaching of each chomper while keeping feral wolves at bay. Stains from food, coffee, and cigarettes all migrate whiteward within a 60-minute session. A nondental whitening salon, Organic Smiles spares clients the soundtrack of whirring drills and derivative floss riffs.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 31, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. New clients only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.