Frowns, like flops, are more appealing when flipped. Flip your smile switch with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get one self-applied premium 60-minute teeth-whitening treatment at Organic Smiles (a $245 value).
The technicians at Organic Smiles assist patrons in illuminating their pearly smiles and cheery sneers with all-natural proprietary brighteners. Under the rays of a blue LED light, the self-applied whitening gel lightens teeth up to 8–15 shades over the course of three consecutive 20-minute treatments. Lip retractors ensure an even bleaching of each chomper while keeping feral wolves at bay. Stains from food, coffee, and cigarettes all migrate whiteward within a 60-minute session. Since Organic Smiles is a nondental whitening salon, the technicians refrain from performing any cosmetic dental work in customers’ mouths, sparing clients the soundtrack of whirring drills and derivative floss riffs.