Ninety percent of alleged UFO sightings can be easily explained as falling meteors, swamp-gas reflections, or doughy orbs hurled into orbit by Herculean pizza makers. Enjoy earthbound eats with today’s Groupon at The Original Capones Pizza on Spenard Drive. Choose between the following options:
- For $17, you get a pizza meal (a $35.97 value) that includes:
- One large specialty pizza
- One dozen buffalo wings (a $9.99 value)
- Breadsticks (a $4.99 value)
- One liter of soda (a $3 value)
* For $10, you get $20 worth of Italian fare and drinks.
The Original Capones Pizza speedily whips up hand-tossed and deep-dish pizzas, sub sandwiches, and other Italian-inspired edibles for carryout and delivery (delivery fees not included with this Groupon). Dough decorators excite spice receptors with the Ranchero chicken specialty pizza⎯swaths of fresh pico de gallo and jalapeño aioli saddling a blend of black beans and chicken ($16.99/medium). Pizzas become calzones when folded in half, stromboli sandwiches ($13.99/small; $16.99/large) when hugged, and ineffective mirrors when mounted above a bathroom sink. Crusty 14-inch meatball parmigiana subs ($12.99) and buffalo wings ($9.99/12) provide portable sauce receptacles, and Pepsi products in cans ($1) and 2-liter bottles ($3) tackle thirsts with carbonation like NFL linemen swaddled in bubble wrap.