What You'll Get
Vitamins allow humans to harness nature’s goodness in a compact pill form rather than slaughtering oranges for vitamin C and tickling calcium out of unsuspecting cows. Simplify your supplements with today’s Groupon: for $69, you get a nutritional consultation and a choice of either acupuncture, a spinal manipulation, a tui na massage, an IV nutrient infusion, or a physical exam at Oswego Progressive Medicine (up to a $300 value).
Oswego Progressive Medicine’s licensed physicians empower patients with tailored services, featuring traditional Chinese medicine and alternative therapies. Harness holistic knowledge during a nutritional consultation (a $150 value) before treating physiques to one of five progressive-care treatments. The 60-minute acupuncture session (a $130 value) opens internal energy gates through expertly needled pressure points. The spinal manipulation (up to a $150 value) employs trained muscle schemers to adjust creaky backs and misaligned vertebrae. Guided by a certified acupuncturist, the 45-minute tui na massage (a $120 value) bolsters the body’s chi, soothes sore spots, and banishes pain to post-treatment detention in the gallbladder.
The 45-minute IV nutrient infusion (an $80 value) sends high-dose streams of vitamins and minerals freely flowing through intravenous osmosis. The increased intake of healthy nutrients helps promote whole-body wellness, ease poor digestion, and relax bouts of sudoku-induced asthma. Clients in need of a basic checkup or a well-child exam to detect youngsters packing sugar and spice can opt for an adult or a pediatric physical exam (a $75 value).
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 15, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 48hr cancellation notice required. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Oswego Progressive Medicine
The six naturopathic physicians and the resident acupuncturist at Oswego Progressive Medicine combine primary care, integrative thinking, and alternative therapies to help to balance their clients' bodies inside and out. The team's services include relieving allergies with sensitivity assessments conducted through a third-party, CLIA-accredited clinical laboratory before creating a comprehensive dietary strategy that enumerates which foods to avoid and which color broccoli to wear as a brooch.
Bodies feeling the effects of DHEA, cortisol, and other hormone imbalances undergo hormone testing before practitioners whip up custom treatment plans to tackle the problem. Detoxification programs integrate IV chelation therapy and medical-grade nutritional supplementation to purify internal systems. The practice's doctors also provide naturopathic oncology services, which fuse conventional Western medicine with natural compounds in the face of cancer.