While a horse's teeth tell a trained eye everything about the animal, a human's teeth refuse to tell dentists anything without a lawyer present. Get to the root of the matter with today's Groupon to Ottley Smiles Dental Center in Navarre. Choose from the following three options:

• For $79, you get a dental exam, x-rays, panoramic x-rays, teeth cleaning, and a fluoride treatment (a $330 value).
• For $89, you get a dental exam, x-rays, and in-office teeth whitening (a $440 value).
• For $109, you get an orthodontic evaluation, x-rays, and impressions (a $368 value), plus $1,000 off orthodontic procedures.

Dr. Jared Ottley and his corps of tooth wizards at Ottley Smiles Dental Center brighten and straighten smiles with a full lineup of cleaning, whitening, and orthodontic services. Basic tooth tune-ups roll up dental garage doors for comprehensive oral examinations (a $76 value) then capture precious baby- or adult-tooth moments with both bitewing x-rays (a $55 value) and panoramic snapshots (a $96 value). Attentive hygienists then purify choppers' nooks and crannies (an $80 value) before treating teeth to a controlled application of plaque-punishing fluoride (a $23 value). In-office whitening treatments, meanwhile, tickle dulled ivories with low-sensitivity bleaching agents under ultraviolet light (a $309 value) following an examination (a $76 value) and x-rays (a $55 value). While luminescent results may vary based on mouth owners' coffee and red-wine consumption or sharpie-administered molar tattoos, most patients experience intensified wattage of two to nine shades.

Clients looking to force unruly chops into line can opt for comprehensive orthodontic evaluations (a $368 value) including x-rays and surface impressions of teeth or Jerry Lewis. Patients who pursue pearly-white restringing with Ottley Smiles Dental Center can apply a $1,000 credit towards the full cost of traditional braces, functional jaw orthodontics, or Clear Correct treatments.