An old-looking, wise-looking young man once said, "When the pavement's a dread, take to rivers instead." Plan your aquatic escape with today's Groupon: for $20, you get a three- to four-hour kayak rental from Outdoor Escorts (a $45 value). A $10 drop-off fee applies to parties of four or fewer people.

Kayaking local rivers and lakes is a great way to familiarize yourself with the local waterscape while escaping the pressures of land-locked life. The master outdoorsmen at Outdoor Escorts will personalize your kayaking adventure based on prior kayaking experience and which watery location you'd like to take on. Outdoor Escorts' coverage area encompasses 11 miles of the Clinton River and most lakes in northeast Oakland County, in which land trotters can rediscover their amphibious roots. Locations range in difficulty from beginner inlets to class 3 rapids.

Kayak, paddles, and life vest will all be provided. For parties of five or more, drop-off at your destination is included. Parties of four or fewer will have to pay an additional $10 total to cover travel charges. Exercise your Lone Ranger tendencies or buy today's Groupon as a gift for the friend whose lower torso is a gill.