Bodies are like cars: both require strict maintenance regimens to ensure smooth mobility and eliminate stale french-fry odor. Tune up your earthly tenement with today's Groupon: for $29, you get a 14-day membership, a one-hour fitness assessment, and three 30-minute sessions with a personal trainer at Overtime Fitness on North Shoreline Boulevard in Mountain View (a $59 total value).
Voted Best Fitness Program in the Mountain View Voice for two years running, Overtime is a state-of-the-art edifice of exercise. Although modest in size, Overtime flexes an assortment of programs and equipment comparable to that of a large gym. During your complimentary one-hour assessment, the personable staff will learn your name and tailor a regimen that snugly fits your abilities and goals and number of arms. Each trainer is a bona fide foreman of fitness and will motivate you through painful patches, provide custom-made montage music, and regularly instruct you on proper use of the many machines. Strengthen sinew with iron-sculpting weight benches, bolster your biceps on the freestanding rock wall, or digitally calibrate your heartbeat on one of the virtual reality cardio-contraptions. Though not included in this Groupon, Overtime also keeps a massage therapist on-site to take the edge off of tuckered-out tendons.